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Jul 2016
2990
You get a bloodied USB drive. Within it is a video of the eyeball's perspective of entering the vending machine. Do you dare to watch it?
I insert cotton candy |
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May 2016
403
You get a cotton onesie.
I insert a self-peeling potato
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Nov 2009
424
You get sucked into the vending machine
I insert a sigh |
"It is our choices, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities"
- HP1 forever fave quote
//This was quoted in the year of 2009 |
You get high
I insert depleted uranium |
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Jul 2016
2990
You get a third arm
I insert a matchstick |
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Jan 2022
95
You get a dragon
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May 2016
403
You get a flustered blush.
I insert a soda can that turns into an anime girl when you drink for it and then fights other soda-cans-turned-anime-girls for Soda Supremacy. |
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Oct 2011
140
You get high-quality entertainment.
I insert a laptop. |
You get another but it has a light up keyboard
I insert a bottle of bourbon |
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May 2016
403
You get a Classic Old Fashioned cocktail and a Cuban cigar.
I insert Frank Sinatra |
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Jul 2016
2990
You get a final serenade about how he chose to enter the vending machine "His way".
I insert a sugar cube. |
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Apr 2021
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You get some good tea ☕
I insert a slice of pizza |
✮ slumbering arc |
You get mozzarella sticks with pepperoni inside
I insert the energizer bunny |
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Jun 2022
95
You get used AAA Duracell batteries
I insert a world map |
  
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Jun 2021
150
You get a globe
I insert an apple |
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Jul 2016
2990
You get banished from Eden
I insert a bar of soap |
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Dec 2014
521
You get sent to the prison showers
I insert headphones |
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Mar 2021
1946
Connect to iPhone.
You get a calendar. |
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May 2016
403
I assume you meant 'I insert a calendar'.
You get a year's supply of days.
I insert 120 Stars (Mario 64), 120 Shines (Mario Sunshine), 120 Stars (Mario Galaxy), 242 Stars (Galaxy 2), 380 Green Stars (Mario 3d World), and 880 Moons (Mario Odyssey). |
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Jul 2016
2990
You get a corrupted save file. Thank you so much for-to playing my game!
I insert boiling hot water. |
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Apr 2014
3895
you get a cup of coffee
I insert a vending machine |
何それ？意味分かんない
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May 2016
403
The vending machine says you're something like the 4th person to insert another vending machine and tells you to be more imaginative in the future.
I insert a box of Mike & Ike fruit candies. |
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Jun 2020
3317
You get Ike from Fire Emblem!
I insert Sephiroth |
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Jul 2016
2990
You get stabbed from behind.
I insert a chainsaw. |
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Oct 2020
1078
vending machine broke down, lets try again
i insert a lighter |
you get imprisoned with a sentence of 5 years
I insert my finger |
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Jul 2016
2990
You get a ring put on your finger that makes it appear invisible. You can't take it off.
I insert a mousetrap |
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May 2016
403
Your hand becomes stuck in the machine and you realize that the vending machine was a humantrap all along.
I insert an eye containing the Rinnegan. |
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Jun 2020
3317
You get the Mystic Eyes of Death Perception
I insert Bahamut, the King Of Dragons |
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Nov 2009
424
A dragon egg
I enter sleep |
"It is our choices, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities"
- HP1 forever fave quote
//This was quoted in the year of 2009 |
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May 2016
403
You get a full night's rest and feel refreshed in the morning.
I insert @DigiCat (aka DroppyCat)'s dropped anime list. |
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Jun 2022
95
You get the inability to finish anime.
I insert a Wal-Mart shopping cart |
"But we're gonna chill today. Let me rock the world tomorrow." ~ Lotus Juice |
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Jul 2016
2990
You get the a cart full of walnuts. And a handwritten note that states you've been put on a list for not returning your shopping carts.
I insert a hidden camera disguised as a coin. |
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May 2018
68
You get a one hour long documentary about how vending machines work on a DVD disc
I insert a USB stick which has 1 Tb of memory |
You get a supercomputer
I insert a Swiss saber |
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Jul 2016
2990
You get a week's worth of Swiss cheese and Swiss chocolate, all cut from the saber
I insert a skeleton key |
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May 2016
403
You get a skeleton door.
I insert the Triforce of Courage. |
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Jun 2020
3317
You get to chat with Farore herself!
I insert the Mirror Shield |
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Jul 2016
2990
You get the vending machine inserted into you.
I insert fanart of the vending machine |
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May 2016
403
You get Rule 34 of the vending machine.
FarCritical said:You get the vending machine inserted into you.
I insert  |
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You get this weird creature.
I insert my footballs. |
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May 2016
403
You get kicked in the footballs.
I insert The Dude.
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Jul 2016
2990
You get a machine that now rocks killer facial hair.
I insert a random kid's Christmas wishlist |
You get coal and the kid gets their wishlist back
I insert a sapphire crystal |
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May 2016
403
You get a Steven Universe DVD.
I insert the Millennium Puzzle.
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